TooBoku Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 So yeah all this recent talk about vegetarians lately has made me crave the most unhealthy foods. If you ever plan on eating yourself to death or just smoked 2 lbs of the good stuff, this is the thread for you... Behold... Hamdog: As the illustration suggests, it is a hot dog, encased in hamburger. Then it is deep fried and served on a hoagie. It is topped with chilli, cheese, bacon, fried onions, a friend egg, and two fists full of fries on the side. Yes, you know you are salivating. Deep fried cheeseburder: First you take two frozen burger patties and put some cheese and bacon in between them. Next you dip it in batter and deep fry it. Assemble your burger, dip it once again into the batter, and deep fry it again. Serve with battered french fries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 6, 2008 Author Share Posted December 6, 2008 Luther Burger: This one is easier... Bacon cheeseburger with donuts in place of the bun. KrispyKremes are seen in the first illustration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 6, 2008 Author Share Posted December 6, 2008 Turducken: A partially deboned chicken stuffed with sausage, which is then stuffed into a partially deboned duck, which is again stuffed into a partially deboned turkey. Any gaps in the meat is filled with sausage. It can be roasted in the oven like a turkey. KFC Famous Bowl (AKA. A Pile of Failure in a Sadness Bowl) Mashed potatoes, corn, gravy, cheese, and last but not least popcorn chicken... Of course, popcorn chicken has come a long way over the years. I should know, my mom works at the company which has the Canadian contract for making it. It's the largest poultry processing plant in North America. That, however, doesn't mean popcorn chicken doesn't have enough MSG to give you an asthma attack in 30 seconds. Twinkie Dog: Classic hot dog. Not bad but still quite unhealthy on it's own... but instead of a hoagie or a hot dog bun, we use two deep fried twinkies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 6, 2008 Author Share Posted December 6, 2008 Deep fried mars bar: Freeze a mars bar so it doesn't melt right away in the hot oil. Dip it in batter and roll it in cookie crumbs before dropping it into the deep fryer. Excellent source of sugar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 6, 2008 Author Share Posted December 6, 2008 more luther burgers... State fair specials: Deep fried chicken in a KK bun. Deep fried twinkies Double decker BBQ pulled pork sandwich Deep fried ham wrapped in bacon Deep fried oysters wrapped in bacon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encantador Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 eww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Layla90 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 eww yeah I'm not vegetarian and I like meat, but this is too much for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
encantador Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 eww yeah I'm not vegetarian and I like meat, but this is too much for me Ditto :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 6, 2008 Author Share Posted December 6, 2008 How about a deep fried twinkie or mars bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 How about the ELVIS! special: Deep-Fried Peanut-Butter and Banana Sandwiches? Mmmmm... You know, it may not sound as bad as some of those things above - but bear in mind he used to get through 12 of these in one sitting! And it quickly took him from this: To this: To this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Layla90 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 My God Baron, your conclusion about Elvis was so :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 My God Baron, your conclusion about Elvis was so :|It was a tragic story.Mind you, the drugs might have had something to do with it too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Layla90 Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Ok, I know, but it looked just: :| how you came from deep-fried peanut-butter and banana sandwiches to a grave :| :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted December 6, 2008 Share Posted December 6, 2008 Ok, I know, but it looked just: :| how you came from deep-fried peanut-butter and banana sandwiches to a grave :| :| You try a just a couple of these calorific behemoths, 35g of fat each... Feel how much your heart hurts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 8, 2008 Author Share Posted December 8, 2008 Is it disturbing that I'm actually curious to try most of this stuff? Mostly the hamdog of course... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laffy Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 Oh my jesus :| (I've had deepfried oreos before. They were so damn good :evil: ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laffy Posted December 8, 2008 Share Posted December 8, 2008 I actually crave deepfried oreos all the time now, too Well, you obviously have a preference for the hamdog. You did post all about it first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 9, 2008 Author Share Posted December 9, 2008 Mmmm... Deep fired oreos... and deep fried Whitecastle Burger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laffy Posted December 10, 2008 Share Posted December 10, 2008 Except the oreos I had didn't really look like that. They didn't have a full blown batter. They were just dropped in oil and they got all crusty on the outside and the icing in the middle melted. Oh god... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 10, 2008 Author Share Posted December 10, 2008 ^^MMMMmmmm..... Deep fired ice cream.... mmmm... all the goodness of being deep fried and the risk of salmonella because the ice cream keeps the egg from cooking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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