TheBaronOfFratton Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 A glaring oversight, or something more sinister..? FABIO! Fabio Lanzoni (Born March 15, 1959) in Milan, Italy, is a famous male fashion model. Lanzoni, widely known simply as FABIO!, was a member of the Italian Army before moving to the United States to live permanently. He became famous as a model for romance novel covers, the first of which was Hearts Aflame in 1987. He has also made a few small movie appearances (including cameos trading on his fame as a model), as well as commercials for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and for Wickes Furniture, and even co-penned a romance novel, entitled Pirate. Despite all his celebrity FABIO! is reportedly accessible to fans, and is known for not refusing to give autographs. Come on ladies (and gentlemen), who wouldn't want to ride of into the sunset with this 100% prime beefcake? Let us kneel at the altar of FABIO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 SWOON! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 GASP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 FAINT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 FABIO'S! fantastic literary efforts: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 In 1993 FABIO! recorded an album called: FABIO! After Dark. It's a spoken-word album, with "seductive reading of love advice" interspersed with songs from other artists... Apparently it's a bit shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe > Average Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Haaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa :rofl: :rofl: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe > Average Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Good call Baron . So he actually wrote the books ? Thanks for the info . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 FABIO! flexes! FABIO!squats! FABIO! stretches! And FABIO! pumps! ENJOY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 FABIO! takes his dog (and his 'puppies') for a walk. Isn't he just the total package..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Layla90 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 :| I haven't heard of him before, but first thing that came to my mind after seeing first pics of this thread, was: Tarzan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted September 18, 2008 Author Share Posted September 18, 2008 :|I haven't heard of him before, but first thing that came to my mind after seeing first pics of this thread, was: Tarzan Well, funny you should say that Layla90: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laffy Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OH SWEET LORD In 1993 FABIO! recorded an album called: FABIO! After Dark. It's a spoken-word album, with "seductive reading of love advice" interspersed with songs from other artists... Apparently it's a bit shit... I must buy this :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berno Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 He's such a big waste of space... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laffy Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Berno's just jealous because this man is obviously a babe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berno Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 Oh yeah, I'm so jealous of a man who has bigger tits than jordan.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe > Average Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azure Posted September 19, 2008 Share Posted September 19, 2008 oh lord..how old is he now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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