the mascot Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greeneyed_lady Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 haha last one would get him slapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the mascot Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 what do you call anything that comes out of Scooby's butt??Scooby Dooby Poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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the mascot Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 A man walks into a public bathroom and begins using one of the urinals. He looks to his left and sees a very short man peeing also. Suddenly, the short man looksup at the taller man, and the taller man is completely embarrassed about staring at the smaller man`s penis. "Sorry," says the taller man."I`m not gay or anything, but you have the longest penis I`ve ever seen, especially on a man so small!" "Well," says the Leprechaun, "That`s because I`m a Leprechaun! ALL Leprechauns have penises this size!" The taller man says, "Incredible! I`d give anything if mine were that long." "Well, what with me being a Leprechaun and all, I can give you your wish! If you let me take you into that stall over there and screw you, I`ll give you your wish!" "Gee," says the man, "I don`t know about that----aw hell with it, OK!" Soon, the Leprechaun is behind the taller man, just humping away. "Say," says the Leprechaun, "How old are you, son?" Finding it difficult to turn with the Leprechaun humping him so ferociously, the tall man says over his shoulder, "Uh-Uh, Thirty-two..." "Imaging that, " says the little man, "Thirty-two and still believes in Leprechauns!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KingSupra Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Speaking of the bathroom, Jerry’s at the urinal in an airport restroom when a guy with no arms sidles up next to him and pleads, "Hey, buddy–can you help me out here?"Though he feels uneasy, Jerry bravely unzips the man, takes a deep breath, and reaches in to pull out the guy’s penis. Much to his horror, it’s hideous. It’s moldy and bluish green, covered with pus-filled scabs, and it reeks something awful. Imagining the kudos he’ll get on Judgment Day, Jerry holds the man’s unit while he finishes urinating, shakes it, then puts it back in the man’s pants and zips him up.The guy tells Jerry, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it." "No problem," says Jerry. "But I gotta ask—What the hell’s wrong with your johnson?"The guy pokes his arms back out of his sleeves and says, "I don’t know, but I sure as hell ain’t touching it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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I LOVE ADRIANA Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 lol... that's grooossss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSupra Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 A guy attending a wedding asks the person sitting next to him, “Hey, have you noticed how horrible-looking the bride is? Man, she’s ugly!”“You jackass. That’s my daughter you’re talking about!” the person responds.“Oops! I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know you we’re the father.”“I’m not, you stupid idiot. I’m the mother!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_SohoxChic_ Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[solo] Posted February 3, 2005 Author Share Posted February 3, 2005 at all the last jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
queensupra Posted February 3, 2005 Share Posted February 3, 2005 A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”To which she replied, “There certainly is!”My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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