maddog107 Posted September 30, 2005 Share Posted September 30, 2005 There was a gentleman living in a small village who had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a nursing mother. Well, there weren't too many women in the village nursing babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man to suck on their breast. But low and behold, the poor man finally found a rather buxom young girl who had recently given birth and was willing to help him out--for a price. The man was desperate because his condition was growing worse, so he agreed to pay the woman the amount of money she demanded. After all, the woman had a newborn baby to care for and the father had abandoned them to their fate. The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed up and, with a bit of anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and began to suckle the woman's breast. Well, weeks went by and the awkwardness began to fade. One day, the woman realised that the man's suckling was beginning to arouse her sexually. It became almost unbearable and finally, in a sensuous voice, she said, "Is there anything else you'd like?" The man paused in his suckling for a moment, looked up at her, and said, "Yeah, got any cookies?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adriana_isabeli Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Aussie blokes wife is getting ready to go out for dinner with him, she tries on a dress and asks him "does my a*ss look fat in this" He said "it looks like a 4 burner barbecue", she looks at him in disgust but they go out for tea, get sozzled and when they get home he slaps her on the bum and asks her if she wants to shag, so she says "I'm not firing up a 4 burner BBQ for half a sausage!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Edit: No, to be fair, it made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeTalHeD Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Cute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 She takes it up the rear??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IX10N Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 ARE YOU ACCUSING AUSTRALIAN MEN OF HAVING SMALL PENISES!!!??you better not be <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 Heidegger has been known to be very critical with himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted November 15, 2005 Share Posted November 15, 2005 Heidegger has been known to be very critical with himself.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Of himself, you mean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avenger Posted November 17, 2005 Share Posted November 17, 2005 yes, that's what I meant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 A blonde, a brunette and a red head are talking.The brunette says "I found some cigarettes in my daughters room, I never knew she smoked"The redhead says "I found some alcohol in my daughters room, I didn't know she drinks."The blonde goes "I found a condom in my daughter's room. I didn't know she had a dick" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingSupra Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lullaby Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Two men are walking down the street...I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a whore. It's so stupid it's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 BWHAHAHAHAH!!whats short and sticky? a stick!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 what if it's a long stick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Two men are walking down the street...I forget the punch-line, but your mother's a whore. It's so stupid it's funny. hahahahahahahaahahahaha (Y) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 what if it's a long stick? <_< its a short stick! dont question the stick!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I'll questioin it as much as I want....unless you're gonna hit me with it, in which case I shall cease questioning the longness of the stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 im gonna be ramming that stick somewhere if you ask another question! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 where? :| Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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