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Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find dates

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A pair of deadly kung fu sisters have given traditional dating the chop (:cain:) - and decided to hold a challenge tournament where only the survivors will get the chance to date them. Martial arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through.

First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat. Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls' masks and propose to them. 'They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin.

'We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all too weak. We could beat them easily,' said Yin. 'So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men.' But so far, only a trickle of brave contestants has come forward. 'I'm a very good martial artist - but I think I'd want to see them with the masks off before I decided whether I wanted to fight for them,' said one doubtful suitor.

(Source: Metro)

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You up for a double date Mike* :morning: ?

^You should visit more often Joe. Patronage from one such as yourself might make keep this thread a bit more lively!

Well, thanks :heythere: ! Though ironically I had some I wasn't sure were too weird, so I hesitated :ninja: . But anyway :laugh: ...

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You up for a double date Mike* :morning: ?

Sure thing Joe - which one did you have your eye on? :ninja:

I notice they reserve the right to say no to the winning contestant's marriage proposal too. :laugh:

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Kung fu sisters stage combat tournament to find dates

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A pair of deadly kung fu sisters have given traditional dating the chop (:cain:) - and decided to hold a challenge tournament where only the survivors will get the chance to date them. Martial arts experts Xiao Lin, 22, and little sister Yin, 21, are to stage a three day fighting festival in Foushan, south east China, where only the toughest suitors stand a chance of getting through.

First contestants must show off their archery skills, then they must carry a heavy weight over sharpened bamboo spears, and finally they have to defeat one of the sisters in full contact combat. Only then will contestants earn the right to remove the girls' masks and propose to them. 'They can chose open hand or any weapon they wish but we won't be holding back. If they can't beat us they aren't worthy," explained Lin.

'We tried dating agencies but the men we met were all too weak. We could beat them easily,' said Yin. 'So we went back to ancient ways called Bi Wu Zhao Qin - which was the way warrior princesses would find their men.' But so far, only a trickle of brave contestants has come forward. 'I'm a very good martial artist - but I think I'd want to see them with the masks off before I decided whether I wanted to fight for them,' said one doubtful suitor.

(Source: Metro)

i saw a documentary on some geek channel or another that said in sparta, when a man wanted to wed a woman, and she wasnt too into the whole deal, yet the warrior was insistent, the spartan warrior would attack the lusted after lass... and IF he could beat her in a fight, hed have her.the show stated that oft times, the spartan woman would

kick the warriors arse and the suit of marriage would be DENIED :rofl:

my son turned me on to some Awesome hip hop battles, and theres this cat named DumbFounDead

who did something quite extraordinary. its not toooo incredibly odd, but holy SHITFIRE, its cool as fuck

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Police chief investigates 'most grisly murder in 35 years' before discovering blood-spattered scene is a horror movie set

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Firefighters who responded to a hotel blaze stumbled upon a blood-spattered hotel room littered with bottles of alcohol and even a piece of a scalp. Police Chief J.R. Blyth, who was called in to investigate, described the discovery at the George Washington Hotel in Pittsburgh as 'the most grisly murder scene in his 35 years in law enforcement'.

Detectives had spent eight hours of overtime on the investigation before Chief Blyth realised the blood wasn’t real and that the murder scene was in fact the leftover set of a horror movie filmed two years ago with Corey Haim. The film, New Terminal Hotel, shot a scene in the hotel and the owner, Kyrk Pyros, decided to leave the room untouched in case the crew had to come back for re-shoots. Mr Pyros was bemused by the police's discovery of the 'crime scene'. He said: 'I smiled and the [coroner] looked at me and said, "I am not finding this funny". I said, "Well, that is where [New] Terminal Hotel was shot. That is our scare room.'

The police chief called in detectives for eight hours of overtime before realising that it wasn’t actually a murder scene. He may have been influenced by the fact that 12 people have died in the George Washington Hotel since 1923, and that it has a reputation for being haunted. According to Mr Pyros, the fire started in the hotel's laundry room. No one was badly injured during the blaze but several people were treated for smoke inhalation.

(Source: Daily Mail)

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:o :| :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You up for a double date Mike* :morning: ?

Sure thing Joe - which one did you have your eye on? :ninja:

I notice they reserve the right to say no to the winning contestant's marriage proposal too. :laugh:

:rofl: & the one on the right for me :ninja: .

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You up for a double date Mike* :morning: ?

Sure thing Joe - which one did you have your eye on? :ninja:

I notice they reserve the right to say no to the winning contestant's marriage proposal too. :laugh:

:rofl: & the one on the right for me :ninja: .

I'm glad you said that - the one on the left is only holding one weapon, so I think I might be able to take her. :lullaby:

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Joe, that hunched-up critter is by the same artist who created our old friend the 'Weird Yak Thing' ( :clap: hurrah!). Are you testing the waters for it's return? <_<

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P Diddy sued for $1 trillion and accused of causing 9/11 attacks

A woman is suing P Diddy for $1 trillion (£635 billion). Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, 31, has filed the suit in Los Angeles Superior Court against the rap mogul, his former girlfriend Kim Porter and Rodney King, the man who was a victim of assault by the Los Angeles Police in 1991.

She also claims that her and Diddy have a son together, Cornelius Wilson, who is now 23. Turks also alleges that Diddy, real name Sean Combs, caused the 9/11 attacks, put her son in hospital and sold a poker chip belonging to her, which she says was worth "100 zillions of dollars".

According to court papers seen by Radaronline.com Turks is asking for $900 billion (£571.5 billion) in child support and $100 billion (£63.5 billion) in lost income. In papers she has submitted to the court, Turks wrote: "[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the World Trade Center and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair."

She added: "I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. It's worth over 100 zillions of dollars." Turks also applied for a restraining order against Diddy, which a judge has denied. Although Turks is not expected to get very far with her lawsuit, the judge has set a court date of January 31 for the case to be heard.

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:| :laugh::ninja:

Joe, that hunched-up critter is by the same artist who created our old friend the 'Weird Yak Thing' ( :clap: hurrah!). Are you testing the waters for it's return? <_<

He is our mascot after all :morning: .

I love these trees so much :wub: .

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"I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. It's worth over 100 zillions of dollars."
^ :rofl:

Any more news on this Michael*?

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Unfortunately not (at least that I know of) but I can't help feeling that the bar has been raised somewhat in the strange world of celebrity lawsuits. :laugh:

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LOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: !

And she wasn't that bad before...she should fire her surgeon :ninja: .

*edit* Oh, Baron, those trees are Dracaenas I think :blush: ...

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And she wasn't that bad before...she should fire her surgeon :ninja: .
^Yeah, but it doesn't matter how much they try to improve her - deep down you'd always know it was Paris Hilton under all that... post-11221-0-1446076578-60888_thumb.gif

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And a quick look at the item in Paris's right hand suggests that the doctors were kind enough to let her keep a souvenir leftover from the surgery. :o

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Damn you, bitches!!!! What's the purpose of this thread huh?! STAY ON THE TOPIC!!!!! :persuazn:

So, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted last month. Oh my God, I couldn't eat for 3 weeks.

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