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Woman Apologizes for Using Lactating Breasts as Weapon

DELAWARE, Ohio— A central Ohio woman accused of spraying sheriff's deputies with breast milk is facing charges.

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After several failed attempts at kicking out the car's windows, Robinette finally exited the vehicle and unleashed her lactating breasts on the unsuspecting deputies.

"Then, she took out one of her breasts and literally started pumping her breast to spray the milk on officers," said Sheriff Walter Davis.

Source: http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-woman-sp...,0,594944.story
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I remember when sharks had integrity - before they started doing all those awful Sy-fy movies just for the money. :/

How's this one.. :blink:
Woman Apologizes for Using Lactating Breasts as Weapon

DELAWARE, Ohio— A central Ohio woman accused of spraying sheriff's deputies with breast milk is facing charges.

...

After several failed attempts at kicking out the car's windows, Robinette finally exited the vehicle and unleashed her lactating breasts on the unsuspecting deputies.

"Then, she took out one of her breasts and literally started pumping her breast to spray the milk on officers," said Sheriff Walter Davis.

Source: http://www.fox8.com/...,0,594944.story

They're missing a trick if they don't incorporate this into the next X-Men movie as a mutation. :o

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Austrian driver's religious headgear strains credulity

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An Austrian atheist has won the right to be shown on his driving-licence photo wearing a pasta strainer as "religious headgear". Niko Alm first applied for the licence three years ago after reading that headgear was allowed in official pictures only for confessional reasons. Mr Alm said the sieve was a requirement of his religion, pastafarianism.

The Austrian authorities required him to obtain a doctor's certificate that he was "psychologically fit" to drive. The idea came into Mr Alm's noodle three years ago as a way of making a serious, if ironic, point. A self-confessed atheist, Mr Alm says he belongs to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, a light-hearted faith whose members call themselves pastafarians.

In response to pressure for American schools to teach the Christian theory known as intelligent design, as an alternative to natural selection, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster wrote to the Kansas School Board asking for the pastafarian version of intelligent design to be taught to schoolchildren, as an alternative to the Christian theory. In the same spirit, Mr Alm's pastafarian-style application for a driving licence was a response to the Austrian recognition of confessional headgear in official photographs.

The licence took three years to come through and, according to Mr Alm, he was asked to submit to a medical interview to check on his mental fitness to drive but - straining credulity - his efforts have finally paid off. It is the police who issue driving licences in Austria, and they have duly issued a laminated card showing Mr Alm in his unorthodox item of religious headgear. The next step, Mr Alm told the Austrian news agency APA, is to apply to the Austrian authorities for pastafarianism to become an officially recognised faith.

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Woa, don't know who that is, but creepy stuff :laugh::ninja: which makes it right at home with us :grouphug: .
^You know, I'm pretty sure I posted that on your thread an age ago Joe? :unsure: Obviously I'm offended if that is the case (or mildly concerned about my faculties if it isn't!) - but you're right in that here is a perfect place for it!

Genuine job up for offer here: http://www.gumtree.com/p/jobs/prince-willi...roject/83674911 :ermm: Anyone want to audition?

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