The Joker Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 The tittle should sum this all up. Let's face it, y'all. Writers hate us women. In a movie, 90% of the time, the one who causes troubles, ruins a master plan, or get abducted... is usually a bitch. (or tends to be a dumb shit who is a woman). What the hell ?!! Why do these writers always make us look so lame ?!! I can show them how smart, polite, bitchy, or awesome i am and they all will have to kiss my ass, those shit-producers... <_< Just watched Spider-man 3 again and I'm gonna write a leter to the Marvel Comics, request them to strangle Kirsten Dunst to death as a make up for the lame character Mary Jane, a.k.a "A.S.B" (annoying stupid bitch). Because of her, spiderman turned gay, Harry got an ugly face and i had a diarrhea. Can't she watch herself for once and not getting abducted all the time ?!! And there she's jealous, complaining Peter isn't always there for her... Isn't always there for you!! What do you want ?! Mouth-feeding ?! Stupid ho, stupid writer... <_< . And if any of you has seen this one movie of Arnold Schwarzenegger (where Arnold had to protect this crying-baby girl from a sissy satan that wanna have sex with her before the year of 2000 or he'd die or his penis'd fell off or something... ), you'd have to agree with me that the girl sucked so much ass. They kept running, running and the poor satan had to follow them everywhere they go. If i were the girl, i'd dress Arnold up just like me and lure the Satan to have sex with him instead. Or, i'll undress myself, come infront of the Satan, make funny faces to piss him off, when he comes close, i shoot my own vagina and laugh my ass off. Done. I'm dead (which in this case is the girl, i never die), satan's dead. Movie ends. No hard feelings. And thousands of movies featuring stupid whores like James Bond, superman, batman, those horror movies.... but horror movies don't count since both sexes are made to be stupid anyway. (Seriously, what's the point of watching the zombies comming close when you can run ?!!). Girls, it's time to speak up, i can't hang on to this anymore. Why wouldn't those shitty writers let the man that is abducted and there we come to rescue for a change ?!! WHY?!!!! Oh wait, i just realize that i ain't rescuing anybody... Is it just me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 It's never a good idea to post a new thread when you're drunk and/or high, Joker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 And that, is expected, of course . Whether i'm drunk or not should be the least of your worries if you're planning to be a writer, Herve. Stick with the topic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJ TAYLER Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 All I can say is this:WHERE THE 'WILLIAM TELL' ARE THE FEMALE PRODUCERS/EXECUTIVES OF MOVIE STUDIOS? GOTTA BE THERE DOIN SOMETHINK GIRLSWHERE ARE THE FEMALE WRITERS?(WHEN THEY AREN'T ON STRIKE)HEY IT'S THE 21ST C. youve had the vote and womens lib, now bloody DO SOMETHING WITH IT OK?PRODUCE THAT NON-LAMEASS BLOCKBUSTER WHY DON'T YA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irenistiQ Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 WHERE ARE THE FEMALE WRITERS?(WHEN THEY AREN'T ON STRIKE) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 Wait... JUST in movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez_c Posted December 16, 2007 Share Posted December 16, 2007 You don't watch a lot of sitcoms, do you Joker?The guy is always a dumb, lazy slob (usually overweight) while the woman is a smart, sexy, motivated individual who takes it upon herself to solve all the problems of the world while her husband stumbles around barely capable of tying his own shoes.Everybody Loves RaymondKing of QueensThe Bill Engvall ShowHome ImprovementFamily GuyThe Simpsons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted December 16, 2007 Author Share Posted December 16, 2007 All I can say is this:WHERE THE 'WILLIAM TELL' ARE THE FEMALE PRODUCERS/EXECUTIVES OF MOVIE STUDIOS? GOTTA BE THERE DOIN SOMETHINK GIRLSWHERE ARE THE FEMALE WRITERS?(WHEN THEY AREN'T ON STRIKE)HEY IT'S THE 21ST C. youve had the vote and womens lib, now bloody DO SOMETHING WITH IT OK?PRODUCE THAT NON-LAMEASS BLOCKBUSTER WHY DON'T YA? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ez_c Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 Gender stereotypes are everywhere. You can get mad at the movies, or you can watch TV and feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted December 17, 2007 Author Share Posted December 17, 2007 You know what, ez_c. I just found out that i can never stop being pissed by people. This morning, an old hag dared talk to me while i was waiting in the line to get my class registered for next semester. After i gave her an " :| " in reply to her "how are you doing?" , the hag kept going on about how great our school is and how lucky i am to be in this generation, peace and free... i wanted to kick her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbinebri Posted December 17, 2007 Share Posted December 17, 2007 I think the solution to women being stereotyped in movies is to remove them from film completely! Look at "Lawrence of Arabia." Make a movie four hours long and not have even one woman in it and you've got yourself one of the greatest movies of all time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 Are you implying that the fact "women in movies = dumb bitches" is impossible to change and shouldn't be ?!! :persuazn: And what movies are good for if there's not any lovey-dovey scenes hmm ?!! (I'm sure i don't wanna watch Lawrence of Arabia playing grab ass with his boyfriends for 4 hours or anything like such).And dammit, why is it even the milk hag in your avatar has to be so stupid to get squashed ?!! When is this madness going to end ?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 If i were a director, my movie would cast only men, me, and a nice lovely giant monster that eat men. The movie would be about how i rescue the men from the monster after they pay me. Whaat ? It's cool.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 If i were a director, my movie would cast only men, me, and a nice lovely giant monster that eat men. The movie would be about how i rescue the men from the monster after they pay me. Whaat ? It's cool.... You're going to play two roles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 didn't you describe a man eating monster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 If i were a director, my movie would cast only men, me, and a nice lovely giant monster that eat men. The movie would be about how i rescue the men from the monster after they pay me. Whaat ? It's cool.... You're going to play two roles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 didn't you describe a man eating monster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Se fossi un direttore, il mio film lancerebbe soltanto gli uomini, me e un monster gigante bello piacevole che mangiano gli uomini. Il film sarebbe circa come salvo gli uomini dal monster dopo che lo pagassero. Whaat? È freddo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted December 18, 2007 Author Share Posted December 18, 2007 [italian]I think we'll never get there....[/italian] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooBoku Posted December 18, 2007 Share Posted December 18, 2007 Uhh... I'm just gonna go to sleep now. This thread is boring Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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