Don Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 "A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche"Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it." - Mark Twain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Chappelle's Show: So worthy Rick James: I'm Rick James, bitch! Charlie Murphy: I knew what hotel he was stayin' at. I told my boys I'd catch up with them later. So I shot over to the hotel, went up to his room... [Cuts to Rick James sitting on a dresser talking to himself] Rick James: So then... he comes in there and I says, "Listen, bitch, I'm Rick James." Charlie Murphy: Eddie and everybody else thought that that was the funniest shit. And that threw me in a weird space cause I'm like, "Yo, this is Rick James and he's a star. Maybe I'm overreacting." I actually went there like, "Maybe I shouldn't do nothing." But my ghetto side was going, "Yo, stomp this motherfucker out right here. What the fuck is wrong with him?" Real Rick James: Could you imagine two grown men doing this? Cocaine's a hell of a drug. Rick James: I'm one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time, one of the best singers and one of the best looking motherfuckers you've ever seen. Hold my drink, bitch. Rick James: Bitches! Come over here and show Charlie Murphy yo titties! [women lift up their shirts] Rick James: The milks gone bad! Rick James: [as Charlie and Eddie Murphy beat up on his legs] YOU DARKNESS, YOU BLACK - LATE NIGHT - EVIL MOTHAFUCKAS - BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS! YOU RAW... DARKNESS... YOU... DELIRIOUS... MOTHAFUCKAS. YOU WAS COLD AS ICE. Charlie Murphy: [narrating] But still, after taking a beating like that, Rick's like... Rick James: Fuck yo couch, nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 LMFAO I love that show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 :D:D:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 :D:D:D Â Â Â OMG Lovin it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 hahahahahaha at some point i am gonna use that as my avatar!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Heh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the mascot Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 :D:D:D Â Â Â that is freaking awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safin83 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 :D:D:D Â Â Â very funny muff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k_dub Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 "It's only illegal if you get caught!" - Ras Kass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 "It's only illegal if you get caught!" - Ras KassThat should be everyone's philosophy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 "I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with."-Rodney Dangerfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k_dub Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 Homie, you hustlin' backwards if you chasin' a bitch Stupid, chase the paper, they come with the shit - 50 Cent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 "I don't know about technology and I don't know about finance andaccounting."BERNARD J. EBBERS, former chief executive of WorldCom, at his trial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog107 Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 "I was so poor growing up...if I wasn't a boy...I'd have nothing to play with."-Rodney Dangerfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 20, 2005 Share Posted March 20, 2005 "Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."-Catherine Zandonella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 "The ding-dong goes in the hoo-hoo. Repeat until stuff comes out"---Babie Stewie in a recent Maxim interviewA girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.-- Redd FoxxI've been too f**king busy, and vice versa.-- Dorothy Parker (1893 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted June 1, 2005 Share Posted June 1, 2005 The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.-- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)Jessica Alba told Cosmopolitan:"I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex.""I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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