Guest quasicartes Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 "Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol."---NF Simpson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 "I thought you said TV was bad?" Meatwad"It is. But we fuckin' need it." Frylock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safin83 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 D'OH-homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand its simplicity.---Dennis Ritchie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
safin83 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 welcome to the quickie mart-apu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 "If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight."---George Gobol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign."I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward."Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC."I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents."Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina^ From consumption-junction.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog107 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 "Sex is like money. Only too much is enough."The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. --George Patton--"If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"" - Will Rogers (1879-1935) "Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." - Thomas Jones Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money." --Jack Handey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 "Sex is like money. Only too much is enough."The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. Â --George Patton-- These two are great. I so Patton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xfiler Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 "You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white (EMINEM) and the best golfer is black (Tiger Woods)." - Charles Barkley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moiselles Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 "I thought you said TV was bad?" Meatwad"It is. But we fuckin' need it." FrylockThat's a cute show, it's so random. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avadakedavra Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.John F. Kennedy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 "I thought you said TV was bad?" Meatwad"It is. But we fuckin' need it." Frylock That's a cute show, it's so random. I love that show I watch it everytime it's on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostu Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 not from anyone famous but from my english teacher...we have laptops and my friend is in the front of the class and he told him to show him his screen and he was on a forum...the second time he caught him teacher: ooh jones thats strike 2...you better watch it...strike 3 and i'm whipping a bean bag at your head. YOU BETTER DUCK BOY! YOU BETTER DUCK! then in science class today the freshman behind me had this sheet for another class where he had to research all these help sites...it was basically a sheet with a bunch of rape hotlines for girls. freshman: this is so stupid...they're all for 14 year old girls me: thats because women whine about everything.....la dee da they're too good for surprise sex. *i read the rest of the page and see rape and incest hotline* me: wow...an incest rape hotline...didnt think that was such a problem that they needed a hotline for it....i dont see why they are crying about it anyways, its fun for the whole family! i got some weird looks from my teacher that day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 "I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practice they choose; they should draw the line at goats though."---Sir Elton JohnSo, I guess, you are perfectly normal Discostu. :trout: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discostu Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 yea goats are just weird.....horses are another story though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the mascot Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 we're on terror alert orange, which means that something could happen at sometime at someplace, so LOOK SHARP--American DadDeath- "Imagine what the world would be like if Hitler were still alive"Announcer- "if you are in the Los Angelos area, and would like tickets to Hitler, call 213-du werdest eine krankenschwester brauchen"---family guy"ell hello lips legs breasts and ass"Quagmire from Family guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 "ell hello lips legs breasts and ass"Quagmire from Family guyThat's a great pick-up line. Maybe I should try that next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffin Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "To me, STDs are like pokemon, GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL" ~Sinead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest quasicartes Posted March 16, 2005 Share Posted March 16, 2005 "There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all."---Robert Orben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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