The Joker Posted August 10, 2007 Author Share Posted August 10, 2007 Well, in my case i will say to him that i cant continue because im virgin and im nervous =D jajajjajajajjajajja Shitting in front of someone and excusing thats because your a virgin and nervous doesnt click I've gone out on plenty of dates with ppl, and we ended up in the middle of nowhere... guess that makes me a slut? Going to places in the middle of nowhere = NO COPS, lots of booze, weed, and just about everything else you can think of... and best of all.. NO COPS.. Sounds like my idea of an awesome time.Hunny I'm not a slut, I'm a whore.. big difference *pets* Slut, ho, bitch, mbinebri... what the hell is the difference ?!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[solo] Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Oh dude. Just run like hell, and when you get back in contact say you had to do it to save her life from some stalker who's been following her. Toilet Problem = Solved Your Status = Hero Your Date = Duped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelon Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Well, in my case i will say to him that i cant continue because im virgin and im nervous =D jajajjajajajjajajja Shitting in front of someone and excusing thats because your a virgin and nervous doesnt click Oh Shit ! So maybe i have to say that i have diarrhea or something ! But i will be soo shy ! Maybe i will continue doing that and if i shit so maybe i run away in some tombs (imagining that I am making it in a cemetery) I've gone out on plenty of dates with ppl, and we ended up in the middle of nowhere... guess that makes me a slut? Going to places in the middle of nowhere = NO COPS, lots of booze, weed, and just about everything else you can think of... and best of all.. NO COPS.. Sounds like my idea of an awesome time.Hunny I'm not a slut, I'm a whore.. big difference *pets* Slut, ho, bitch, mbinebri... what the hell is the difference ?!! jajajajjajajjajajajjajajajja That was a good one ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Slut ... puts out for freeWhore ... gets something in returnBitch ... a female dog or Lisa?Ho{e} ... a gardening tool?I wouldn't ever be a slut... gotta make them work for it lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 ^^^ :shock: good to hear you make them work for it :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 lol You're awesome Destiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelon Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 jajajjaja yees , maybe being a whore we can have some money!! Is nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted August 10, 2007 Author Share Posted August 10, 2007 Oh dude. Just run like hell, and when you get back in contact say you had to do it to save her life from some stalker who's been following her. Toilet Problem = Solved Your Status = Hero Your Date = Duped Ok that might work if your date is a nice barbie girl, that might not work if your date is someone my type, i'd think your playing hide and seek and run after you like hell just you see you in the bush........ &%&%-ing ..... jajajajjajajjajajajjajajajja That was a good one ! Now think of a serious plan :persuazn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 jajajjaja yees , maybe being a whore we can have some money!! Is nice Is that how were gonna get rich ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Joker Posted August 10, 2007 Author Share Posted August 10, 2007 Slut ... puts out for freeWhore ... gets something in return Bitch ... a female dog or Lisa? Ho{e} ... a gardening tool? Thats the best essay describing mbinebri Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 LMAO... wait... who's mbinebri? o.o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelon Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Oh dude. Just run like hell, and when you get back in contact say you had to do it to save her life from some stalker who's been following her. Toilet Problem = Solved Your Status = Hero Your Date = Duped Ok that might work if your date is a nice barbie girl, that might not work if your date is someone my type, i'd think your playing hide and seek and run after you like hell just you see you in the bush........ &%&%-ing ..... jajajajjajajjajajajjajajajja That was a good one ! Now think of a serious plan :persuazn: Give us time ! Is not easy ... maybe we have to be in that situation ! I have adate tomorrow so now im starting to eat loots of beans ! so i can have a diarrhea tomorrow for sure :yuckky: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelon Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 jajajjaja yees , maybe being a whore we can have some money!! Is nice Is that how were gonna get rich ? Suuree! jajajjaja Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Give us time ! Is not easy ... maybe we have to be in that situation ! I have a date tomorrow so now im starting to eat loots of beans ! so i can have a diarrhea tomorrow for sure :yuckky: beans on your date? hope it turns out okay, try every situation including being stranded in the middle of nowhere at 2 am with no bathroom !!! then write a book and we will be rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelon Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Give us time ! Is not easy ... maybe we have to be in that situation ! I have a date tomorrow so now im starting to eat loots of beans ! so i can have a diarrhea tomorrow for sure :yuckky: beans on your date? hope it turns out okay, try every situation including being stranded in the middle of nowhere at 2 am with no bathroom !!! then write a book and we will be rich jajajaj suuree!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 LMAO... wait... who's mbinebri? o.o I second that, I have no idea!!! Give us time ! Is not easy ... maybe we have to be in that situation ! I have a date tomorrow so now im starting to eat loots of beans ! so i can have a diarrhea tomorrow for sure :yuckky: beans on your date? hope it turns out okay, try every situation including being stranded in the middle of nowhere at 2 am with no bathroom !!! then write a book and we will be rich jajajaj suuree!!! For some reason Im starting to sense you would do this expiriment just for laughs Which isn't bad, but if they are paying you take the chance and join them In what part of Venezuela are you in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelon Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 jajajjajajjaa Dont worry girl i wouldnt do that to the boy , he wants to be with me so i cant be disgusting with him, and problaby he would take me to somewhere where it finds a toilet Im in Lara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destiny Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 At least not be disgusting yet .... save that for the 20th date :| just kidding I have family there in Caracas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watermelon Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 jajajjajajja sure !Really?? how nice , i have some family too there!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Oh dude. Just run like hell, and when you get back in contact say you had to do it to save her life from some stalker who's been following her. Toilet Problem = Solved Your Status = Hero Your Date = Duped you are teh geniusesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss! Ok that might work if your date is a nice barbie girl, that might not work if your date is someone my type, i'd think your playing hide and seek and run after you like hell just you see you in the bush........ &%&%-ing ..... The good news is there is not one in Heather's mould So it should work on the rest of the female population Slut ... puts out for freeWhore ... gets something in return Bitch ... a female dog or Lisa? Ho{e} ... a gardening tool? Thats the best essay describing mbinebri :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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