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Have you ever secretly wanted to do a crime?


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I watched a Dane Cook show the other night and he talked about his experiences when he was 18 and all of a sudden had an immediate urge to do a B/E (breaking and entering). Has anything like that ever secretly crossed your mind?

In my case, when I was about 11, there was this really cool neighborhood Mom and Pop grocery store. They had the very best in the world candy selection. I wanted to go knock off their store so baaaaaad! Luckily, I didn't but the thought was there.

How about you?

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I think we all have at one point. I know that when I was small I used to um...take things without giving them back. That's not stealing. :p But I don't want to do that anymore because it felt guilty. I never took anything big, but when your five, taking a glue bottle is big news. :rofl: So I don't do stuff like that.

But there are times when I can get so mad and I feel like :banghead: :ridinghorse: :knives: :persuazn: :beating: , but it's best not to do anything. I know better. Besides, I don't want to go to jail. Ever.

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I actually still want to do it :D

I'm in The Hague at the moment where the headquarters of Europol is. I would like to break in there, just for the fun of it.

Luckily I'm not stupid enough do it, yet....

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Oh yeah. The thing about underage drinking...I am not apart of that, but I have taken a swig before so I know what tastes good and what doesn't. But for some reason people don't make a big deal out of it unless/until someone binges, you know?

HAHA yeah well, ok Bailley was pretty good but the beer :yuckky:. I dont even know why men love beers. It tastes bitter :yuckky: :yuckky:

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Oh yeah. The thing about underage drinking...I am not apart of that, but I have taken a swig before so I know what tastes good and what doesn't. But for some reason people don't make a big deal out of it unless/until someone binges, you know?

HAHA yeah well, ok Bailley was pretty good but the beer :yuckky:. I dont even know why men love beers. It tastes bitter :yuckky: :yuckky:

You have to get the RIGHT beer. :laugh: I'm old enough now to drink but drank b-4 my birthday last month, sometimes. I really don't like drinking that much. I don't see the point for me but I have had a nice, ice-cold brewski that went down really well. I've tasted some bad ones, though :yuckky:

I once had the urge to thump an old boyfriend right smack in the middle of the back as hard as I could while he wasn't looking. I mean, I came THIS close! :whistle: Boy, was I mad that day! :chicken:

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Yeah, I've tried beer. Nasty stuff. My dad drinks it all the time and it is just gross to me. :x

I wanna try Heineken now !!! :ninja:

You have to get the RIGHT beer. :laugh: I'm old enough now to drink but drank b-4 my birthday last month, sometimes. I really don't like drinking that much. I don't see the point for me but I have had a nice, ice-cold brewski that went down really well. I've tasted some bad ones, though :yuckky:

I once had the urge to thump an old boyfriend right smack in the middle of the back as hard as I could while he wasn't looking. I mean, I came THIS close! :whistle: Boy, was I mad that day! :chicken:

HAHAHA... and hes still alive ?!!! :whistle:

Hey i remember i tried the Pina Colada once, when i was 5 or something :rofl: I wanna try it again :ddr:

I think wines taste good, beers just make your stomach ache !!!

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Yeah, I've tried beer. Nasty stuff. My dad drinks it all the time and it is just gross to me. :x

I wanna try Heineken now !!! :ninja:

You have to get the RIGHT beer. :laugh: I'm old enough now to drink but drank b-4 my birthday last month, sometimes. I really don't like drinking that much. I don't see the point for me but I have had a nice, ice-cold brewski that went down really well. I've tasted some bad ones, though :yuckky:

I once had the urge to thump an old boyfriend right smack in the middle of the back as hard as I could while he wasn't looking. I mean, I came THIS close! :whistle: Boy, was I mad that day! :chicken:

HAHAHA... and hes still alive ?!!! :whistle:

Hey i remember i tried the Pina Colada once, when i was 5 or something :rofl: I wanna try it again :ddr:

I think wines taste good, beers just make your stomach ache !!!

Wine gives me a sinful headache afterwards like I've been b-slapped real hard so that is a no-no for me. I like the tropical tasting drinks, with fruit juices and stuff.

The old boyfriend is still alive but having a rotten, stupid life. :D :D :D Awwwwwwwwww! :rofl: Sorry, that was unkind but.......then again......:D :D

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Would that qualify me as a criminal? Would I have gotten my secret crime on??? Would I then have to/get to do the "from the 'hood" kind of talk??? :unsure:

Not for me, im sooo weak it might turn out an acupuncture :rofl:

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I never took anything big, but when your five, taking a glue bottle is big news.

You stole a glue bottle? I can only think of reason someone would do that. *sniffsniff* :|

One time, I was trying to get a parking spot late at night when I lived on campus at college and some jackass with his girlfriend came in the wrong way in a one-way parking loop to rob me of the only available spot only two seconds before I pulled in. So I came back at 3am, stole his front tires and spray painted his side-view mirrors.

I have a temper. :angel:

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I watched a Dane Cook show the other night and he talked about his experiences when he was 18 and all of a sudden had an immediate urge to do a B/E (breaking and entering). Has anything like that ever secretly crossed your mind?

i saw that show :rofl: on HBO right?

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