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  1. You amused me three years ago, now its kinda sad.

  2. Its from some French TV show. Diane Kruger and Ludivine Sagnier. :)

  3. I'd honestly never heard of him before but a quick check of his posts suggests a real loose cannon! I'll be sure to watch my back with greater vigour with such a takes-no-prisoners maverick on the beat!

  4. Already thinking about writing my own ode to Elton's baby. Maybe instead of Candle in the Wind, it'd be Nappies in the Bin?

  5. Surprised (but delighted) that David was even allowed in the photograph at all. Having nurtured Gnomeo & Juliet from inception to box office majesty, it seems clear to me that he will be a most wonderful father to young Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John!

  6. If Carroll is worth

  7. Like the Mona Lisa, there's something hauntingly beautiful about Avram. Too bad he threw away his lucky scarf, I suppose that means West Ham's fortunes might start to dwindle. Just imagine!

  8. I haven't felt this creatively intoxicated since listening to Aerosmith's 2001 LP, Just Press Play! J-j-jaded!

  9. Captain Fred and the Baron Dirt Cowboy!

  10. The truth of it all is that BZ has been grossly lacking in the Elton department for some time! Expect high calibre puns like "Freddy and the Jets" for at least the next fortnight!

  11. (to the tune of Roxanne by The Police) BLAAAAAAACK RAIN, you don't have to put on the red light, put on the red light, put on the red light...

  12. Operation: Black Rain is on indefinite hiatus. We believe he may be hiding out in North Wazristan but no one wants to go out there and check!

    As for Baby, yeah we're a real Burton and Taylor alright!

  13. Rush? Well here's an epic drum solo just for you, then: badoomboomboomboomboomboomboomtshtshtshtshboomboomboomtshtshwackwackwack

    Hope you enjoyed!

  14. I'm doing very well and yourself? Any musical suggestions for the coming weekend?

  15. Dear Black Rain,

    I made you a thread (http://www.bellazon.com/main/index.php?showtopic=31477)

    With love and kindness,


  16. Dear Black Rain,

    I also enjoyed the 1988 motion picture, Black Rain.

    Yours faithfully,


  17. Young man I assure you I have absolutely no idea what you're referring to! (Ahem). Alright then, I'll get on the German side of things presto. It'll be the comedy smash of the summer, I tellz ya!

  18. The pleasure is all mine. Yes, we should put together a compelling preview guide to Germany-Argentina for the BZers. I'm thinking picture, superlatives and lots of puns!

  19. He was truly a candle in the wind. And as for Gary Coleman, well, good night sweet prince.

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