Don

THANK YOU!

Would anyone mind reposting the TIM video with her putting on the Santa hat on a boat?

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FUCK my dad. Fuck him. He's the antithesis of what I want to be when I grow up. I feel so bad for being made up of half of him. You can write this off as teenage angst but I sincerely do not give a fuck. I'll be hating him when long after I'm a teenager. There are loadsssssss of people who hate him, so it's not just me. I don't think he'll have enough pallbearers at his funeral to carry his casket.

Ah, so theraputic. Well, not really. Drugs would be nice though.

Anyway, I'm a bum/student.

Bank tellers scare me. I always think there's just got to be some kind of psychotic undercurrent.

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I'm a nice bank teller. Don't be scared, I promise I won't bite.

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That's what the others said. I had to get stitches after them. The others.

Agh, so mean. No, please don't conk your hair. I'm just bored, sorry.

Zelda: A Link to the Past on ZSNES.

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7, reminds me of the GE logo.

Didn't you know? When women fart it's actually rainbows and posies.

Mrs. Clinton is going to start doing some kind of investigation into GTA: SA. Somebody needs to tell her to take a damn seat.

Thanks. That is an awesome scan.

That's because we're wild and crazy. Or we run with scissors that don't really fit our hand that well.

Oh my god. Is it normal get a boner from looking at this?

Optimus Keyboard.

tony

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9. Would be a 10 but I've seen it before on a kid's binder.

I keep on waiting for someone to come in here and say they're a cunning linguist who can make others speak in tongues. Sigh. Just a life filled with disappointment.

For the record, I speak English, and retardo-broken-southern-style Spanish.

Lefty.

Oh god, I googled it. :x It's the "red button" syndrome.

You being sarcastic?

Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden

Diary - Chuck Palahniuk

In Cold Blood - Truman Capote

Kuh-nig-its!

Another thing you guys do is like.. if an English athelete wins, the Englishman came in first. But if a Scottish athelete came in third, it's a British athelete that came in third. I mean, we're really racist too, but we're just not as refined about it, heh.

Did you hear Jeac Chirac talking shit about your food, by the way? Haha. I guess he's feeling pretty bad now.. if he has any kind of conscience.