The Joker

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OBAMA BITCHES!!!!

We'll have the result by tonight. Oh boy, this is either really good or, really bad.

I like McCain, but i've always despised Republican. Alaska governor Sarah Palin McBitch was my top concern. McCain is so old his sperm is powder. He would die anymoment and if he dies, America's biggest bitch will be the president. Oh Em Gee, that is so wrong.

They also ship it for free on Limewire if anyone interested...

Hey, has "chubby" become the new trend when i was gone ?!!

*glances on Heidi*

This is what will happen if i catch a sight of Seal on stage...

Heather, in one post, I have forgiven you for being gone so long

Yeah... but seriously, though. During the book, I could sooo imagine myself strangling Stephanie Meyer's neck for non-stop bitching about how beautiful Edward's pennis is. I thought they would at least pick a man instead of that... sissy.

And by the way, Rosalie looks nothing special. *blergh*

New Promo Pics

That lesbian is Edward Cullen ?! :|

geese

Ho ho ho, admit it. You just can't stop coming in here to see her.

^ Pinky was lucky Gisele's hair didn't stick on her lips like Heidi's did, BAHA...

Anyway, rumor has it that she's going to be at the VSFS this year. Rumor was wrong?!! Somebody confirm this...

Get a life LOL ^_^ <3 <3 limx=y &%##^...

Thank you, brothers and sisters.

Now excuse me i'm busy printing millions of copies of that screen to accidentally drop them around San Jose's Police departments.

IN YA FACE, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAA...........

I PASSED THE TRAFFIC SCHOOL, BITCH!!!

Eww... this thread needs to die...

A.K.A another shameless bump ?! NO, bastards!!!

Yeah... remember the time when i was still a girl ?

Joker ? :shock:

C-

Yess, It's her! Who else you think can poop on Chris Brown's head ?! Gee.

Bitch!!

^ Yeah, I'm not saying I wouldn't get into bed with her.

Too bad for you, I heard she only has sex with llamas.

Alessandra Ambrosio vs. Miranda Kerr

Before you watch: OK so Alessandra was trying out a new Supermodelwhatever perfume when she "accidentally" sprayed it on both eyes of Miranda Kerr, and then gave Miranda an evil laugh. Miranda was, of course, falling down for the amount of alcohol burning in her eyes. Thinking that she's going to be blind, Miranda thought of an instant revenge. She reached out continuously, trying to bitch-slap Ale but very quickly, Ale took her down by locking all Miranda's movements (by hugging her, of course). The atmosphere was pretty intimidated and the other angels were yelling with fear: KK, Adri, Selita, Izabel altogether : "NOOOOOO!!!!!"... Ok i exaggerate it a little bit but something like that happened... WATCH!

^ From the bottom of my motherfucking heart, i literally had a stroke when Jimmy "i'm fucking.... BEN AFFLECK!!!" GAAH!!!!

- Anyway, nice save, Jimmy, but you're still a jerk.

"And the fight the whole country were talking about..."

Rosie vs Elizabeth

Ohhh, snap!!!!

And anyone who watches Denise Richards-it's complicated must have known this

Denise Richards vs Alicia the tabloids bitch.

Denise: "do your fucking homework, you idiot! " Oooooh!!

Matt Damon vs. Jimmy Kimmel

"No, go fuck yourself, man!!!" - HA HA HA, IN YA FACE, Jimmy!!!