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The Joker

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  1. You have to look like a white girl to be considered beautiful in America, so if your Asianm mixed or Black just forget it White people think your ugly. :whistle:

    :surrender:

    Damn, you caught us! We think all non-whites are ugly. We also think any woman who wears over a size 3 is ugly. You might as well throw in anyone over 25 years of age. We think they're ugly, too. And just to be safe: let's go all out and say we think anyone born in another country is ugly--why limit it to age, body size, or skin color? After all, the US is just one seething mass of shallowness and racism.

    GIRLS !! Lemme give you a hint, he's currently sick and very weak, he can't even wake his peanut when he sees naked Marisa Miller........

    ATTACK !!!

  2. I cant believe he hasnt had a thread himself before. Its unacceptable !!!! :persuazn:

    A funny guy catches every girl's heart. He's hotter than any hottest dudes. XD

  3. alessandra (as you can probly tell by the avatar and sig), i think shes physically perfect

    i know a lot of people like adriana but i dont like her face that much (no one should take that personally), so thats why alessandra wins for me

    Same here. Alessandra. Not her fans (anymore), but we just can't deny it.

  4. Have you read PPl magazine lately ?? Didnt you see see Tyra on the cover ??? @_@

    Tyra : best-body-used-to-be.

    Naomi : smoothies queen, but those muscle look like a frog.

    No one (even the models) is perfect, but looks like KK and Gisele come closer to the perfection.

  5. My fave SHOW on Fox. :brows:

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    Top: Keegan-Michael Key, Ike Barinholtz, Michael McDonald***, Frank Caeti

    Bottom: Bobby Lee, Nicole Randall Johnson, Arden Myrin, Crista Flanagan, Nicole Parker***, Jordan Peele

    And Nicole Sullivan. (not shown).

    Basically, its a show that imitates every stupid thing of a star, an event or whatever.

    Here's a "Memoirs Of A Geisha" Mad TV Parody.

    Incase you can't view it. Here's a link

    Geisha : Bobby Lee (yup, he's a man :evil: )

    Geisha Trainer: Nicole Parker.

    Chair Man : Ike Barinholtz.

  6. Makes me kick the TV

    One Tree Hill

    Everybody loves Raymon.

    Everybody hates Chris.

    Slut ... i mean sex ... and the city.

    Newlyweds ( where we can learn Cow is capable of flying)

    The O.C

    And some other shits !!!

  7. Thats so Raven. (gosh its funny)

    The Suite life of Zack and Cody. (hella fun)

    ANTM. (love Tyra and J J)

    Pussycat Dolls : The search for the next doll. (Hate PC D but its fun to watch).

    Jay Leno talk show.

    EXTRA EXTRA.....

    KTLA local news.

    And this one *** perfect show. I'm gonna make a special thread for it soon.

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