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Yeah. Behati or Candice. Even the Americans. But putting an American as the focale point (fantasy bra) is more of an insult than using a SAfrican. IN MY OPINION.
^After Big Chief Karlie, Emanuela - Queen Of The Jungle, and the 'Sexy Little Geisha' Hallowe'en costume, I'm not so sure VS is that hot on cultural sensitivity!
^ I am pretty sure Erin is Jewish so she might not count
^Oh no - don't go bringing religion into this too!
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Regardless of the reason WHY they chose a British theme, the fact they chose Candice for a British/Royal theme in MY OPINION is because she has the most closely British roots than any of the other current angels as I SEE IT even though I know she isn't from the UK.
^I guess then you mean other than Lily Aldridge whose father is British?
Mind you, by your rationale Karlie, Erin, Behati and Lindsay are just as eligible - all hailing from 'colonies'.
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Have these already been posted?
Some sketches:
VSFS-2013_Sketch_2.pngVSFS-2013_Sketch_1.pngVSFS-2013_Sketch_3.pngThat first one! (I can see the royal theme)
I can see Candy cane opening the show in the British Invasion section. Or maybe closing the segment or show? Either way I think the brittish Invasion section will ppen.
She looks beautiful and its a lovely bra! But I agree that this should have gone to a brunette angel! I wish they gave Candice an ice blue or pale pink bra for this year.
Wow, so there really will be a British Invasion section. Its been a really big year for the Brit royal family with the baby and all plus with the success of their British fashion models. Nice. I don't think the British Invasion section will open unless they decide to open with the fantasy Bra like they did in 2005. B/c the Royal Bra will def be included in that section.
^Although these posts were on the 'Official' thread - it makes much more sense to discuss them here...
That third picture is actually from the 'British Invasion' section. The design is clearly based upon the London 'Pearly Kings and Queens' - who are charitable groups that dress in black clothes adorned with mother-of-pearl buttons to stand out. Here:
I suspect, even though - of course - there are plenty of other Royal families across the world, the 'Royal Bra' title will mean it's also part of this section... With that in mind, here's how I see it playing out.
To begin with - music. Surely, nothing conveys what they're going for more than a cheeky cockney knees-up round the old joanna. So play this Chas&Dave number whilst you imagine:
Then, of course to open - that age-old British cliche: the chimney sweep. Oh, I could only hope that Tyra and Heidi could come back, if only to hear their hilarious mangled British accent that they couldn't help but attempt:
"Gawd bless you, Mary Poppins!"
Naturally, next to carry on that hackneyed image of the UK, some ladies serving tea. Again, I lament the passing (in VS terms) of KK or Jessica Stam - they'd definitely be shoe-ins to be dressed up ridiculously as a crumpet...
And don't tell me they won't pass up the opportunity to dust off a variation of this hoary old outfit:
Next, out comes the bra - in the middle with no fanfare (naturally):
When what should represent the British Royalty is a succession of hideous pastel-shaded frock coat/cocktail dress, with matching hat, worn by some miserable looking models:
And just because VS can't help themselves from being too literal:
Then, at the end, Ed Razek comes on dressed as Benny Hill (who, coincidentally, also called his coterie of girls "Angels"), pulls down someone's outfit and then gets chased around the catwalk by everybody to a rousing saxophone solo. Enjoy:
Fin.
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^'Irrational' - no. What I'm pointing out is this tendency to excuse any perceived character flaw or negative trait when it comes to Adriana and then make it perfectly legitimate, yet demonise any other model who may share it...
But I sure do like getting pwned by a gif.
She was born that way, deal with it!! No more blasphemy!
P.S. Do I smell a new spurious response?? :brows:
^Already done: http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/27151-the-totally-spurious-victorias-secret-thread/?p=3271265
Since we have a debate about open mouths
can we have one about weird poses?
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^Yay! My recent VS favourites:
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As we all know, Candice has a stoopid big posy mouth that she can't keep shut - not like Adriana's which can't be helped and if you mention it I'm reporting you for bullying: IT'S GENETIC, ALRIGHT?! :persuazn: So, we thought that stoopid big posy mouth should be put to good use when it's not being stoopid and big and posy in 99.9% of her VS shots and runway walks...
So, ROLL UP, ROLL UP, for the breakaway fairground success:
WILL IT FIT IN?
COME ON, TAKE YOUR PICK:
WHAT WILL YOU CHOOSE:
The Banana - For comedy effect!
The Skinny Behati - Just how skinny is she?
The Watermelon - Big gamble for big rewards...
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^'Irrational' - no. What I'm pointing out is this tendency to excuse any perceived character flaw or negative trait when it comes to Adriana and then make it perfectly legitimate, yet demonise any other model who may share it...
But I sure do like getting pwned by a gif.
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Adriana has been posing with her mouth open since she was kid lol. Sometimes I think she poses like that to be sexy, other times I don't think she necessarily does it on purpose. I mean look at valentina, her mouth is also open alot when posing for a picture or not posing. It may just be a natural thing.
Its not like she isn't the only model who is like that though, Candice drives me crazy with her finger licking, hair pulling poses she does alot too. So I can understand the annoyance with seeing a model do the same shit alot, maybe i'm biased but sometimes I think for Adriana its a bit less intentional, her own daughter does that at times and Adriana did when she was a kid also
^Really?!?! <_< Yes, I think you are biased... That said, Candice's mum is always finger licking (well, she does work for KFC) and twirling her hair - so that's perfectly legit because it's inherited too. I take it all back.
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You can't expect them all to be like Adriana though.
^Thank goodness eh?!
Personally I quite like having choice.She's the queen for a reason lol.
^I'm sorry, I appear to have missed that coronation... <_<
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Yet more VS, stop me if this is boring you...
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^Beautiful...
As ever, new VS:
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I don't know why,but I think today we'll be having some news...
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Before it needs redoing... New VS:
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I don't judge anyone, still I wouldn't date a waitress. Yes maybe it's quite admirable. I'm quite curious how long does it stand. Sorry if thats offtopic
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OOOH NOOOO
Barbara up right second tooth changed, i cant believe,oh no whyyy???
that was my favourite
i cant believe
why
OMG
Never fear - it's gone to a better place...
...And maybe they'll make a shrine or something (
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New VS (again):
+ This flyer pic:
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^I didn't say you did. You just asked the question and so I answered it from my point of view - I thought that was the point?
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I don't understand why Barbara Palvin isn't the face of Kylie Bisutti's God Inspired fashion line??? Barbara looks heavenly.......Just breathtakingly beautiful............I am speechless.........She has THE most beautiful face I have ever seen...........
Now she is looking BY FAR the best she has ever looked........EVER..........Now I really want her to play an important part in this God Inspired fashion line (photoshoots and commercials) as well.......Please God let it be her face in the grainy instagram photo of the behind the scenes of the upcoming line.........
Hmmm.......Barbara arrived in London today and apparently fans and well-wishers were waiting for hours on end to greet her at the airport.......I think that is pretty amazing.......She has a HUGE fanbase.......SO many models and celebs would kill for that kind of adulation..........SHe had no idea how lucky she is.........Kylie Bisutti should SO use her for the campaign with that kind of fanbase.......God should tell her and it would all sell out in seconds......
There were lots of comments about how Barbara should be the face of the line.......And the comments were all about Barbara........She should SO be the face of the line......
Here are the comments that are about Barbara........They are all about her.........
Barbara Palvin is sexier than Jesus. She should be the face of the line and Victoria's Secret and every other fashion line in the world
- Brandon Spatchcock, Basement, USA, 30/9/13
She looks great in the clothes. Even though I haven't seen her in them yet.
- Dilbert Gob, Somewhere, 30/9/13
Why isn't Barbs my mother and my wife?
- Oedipus, Ancient Greece, 30/9/13
Why is nobody talking about Adriana on here anymore?
- Lost Soul
I want STATISTICS
- dreamss, Bouncing IP address, 1/10/13
Barbara's not been mentioned for TWO COMMENTS now. This is ridiculous.
- Johnny Fudgecake, Another Basement, USA, 01/10/13
They should clone Barbara, then she could do everything all the time and everyone will be happy!
- Billy NoMates, Alone, UK, 1/10/13
I thought we were talking about God and Jesus and stuff like that on the VS thread, obviously..?
- J.H.Christ, Everywhere, 1/10/13
And my book and fashion line. And how VS fooled me into walking around in my knick-knacks.
Kylie Holier-Than-Thou Bisutti, USA, 1/10/13
It's been two comments AGAIN!
- Johnny Fudgecake, Another Basement, USA, 1/10/13
Barbara is THE BEST!!!!!!!!
- Inane Commentator 245, Dullsville, 1/10/13
BARBRABABBABABARRRRR
- Another Inane Commentator, Kid's Bedroom, Mexico, 1/10/13
Barbara etc....
- More Inane Commentators, Can't be bothered to make up name or place, 1/10/13
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I am not sick of them using her at all, and I would like to think here in her thread I am not the only one. In fact, I hope they continue to use her even more. Some people are just ridiculous.
^Well, I was using 'everyone' in an 'Everyone loves Adriana and she's Everyone's favourite' way - it was meant as a piece of flippancy!
In my attempt to be wry I was trying to point out that Behati's star has never shone brighter for VS - but it is very much a recent thing. That (some, but not everyone - best make that abundantly clear) people are complaining about it already - particularly naming her alongside Candice, who has demonstrably been the the brand's favoured model for a few years now - is just silly.
I'm enjoying it as I feel it's long overdue. It won't last, but let us at least have our six months in the sun...
I see the comments now on Elsa's page - about being stifled in PINK - and I hope her day will come too.So I know this is a bit random, but I just saw Behati's editorial for the October 2013 Issue of Elle Italia by Matt Jones, and I now know it was posted back on page 322, but somehow I missed it at the time. Of course, Behati looks absolutely stunning in it, at least to me she does, and it was great to see her doing some editorial work. Like I said though, I just now saw it, so I apologize for discussing it so late, but was anybody else surprised that there was nudity in the editorial? It was definitely mild nudity as such things go, but nudity nonetheless. So I just wanted to see what some of you thought about it, considering Behati normally avoids doing nude work, do to her father being a minister and all that stuff.
^As PinkCouture will tell you, I didn't even notice there was nudity in that editorial until it was highlighted in an unforgivable (
) repost on the previous page! That said, Behati's hardly Kylie Bisutti when it comes to discussing such issues - it's her business. I've seen a few topless and risqué shots before - a couple by Matt Jones actually - so if she's comfortable with the photographer and the nature of the editorial/magazine then I don't see what more needs to be said. -
New (?) VS
soo cute thanks , for me it's new
^How bizarre - they just took this 'Body by Victoria' shot, and photoshopped on a tiara and purse?!?!
As for looking "cute", to me it looks like they went out of their way to make the edited shot as unlike Behati as they possibly could...
Three outfits, three belly cover-up`s
no wonder she lost all that weight
^Yeah, they sure shamed her in last year's show.
i loooooooooooove behati but i think the two angels that vs use a lot are candice and behati but this is only my opnion
We've waited years for VS to finally use Behati more - and 5 minutes later everyone's sick of it already!!!
HQ's of Behati & Adriana in Paris. Sorry y'all but I was too lazy to separate the pictures so, enjoy Adriana's as well
^Well, I won't be doing that!
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Hey Baron...seems like we have a lost tourist around here, I think we need a proper exit sign dont you?
^Actually, I'd say this thread should be prerequisite reading for all members. I mean, some people have been
trying to pillory Karliebanging on about 'models and fans' over on the other channel (again) - and that stoopid shit's already been dealt with here a couple of pages ago...
We could have spared Pretty and pheno their respective headaches!Oh dear god she's back....
Former Victoria’s Secret Model Explains Why She Suddenly Quit Industry
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In fact, Bisutti has even launched her own Christian clothes line, which allows women to showcase their faith while dressing in a stylish manner.
KYLIE'S GOD INSPIRED FASHION - HELL YEAH!
"Two thumbs up!" - St. Paul
"Kylie's 'God Inspired Fashion' rocks my world!" - The Pope
"I hate it!" - Satan
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Ho-hum...
Repost: http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/7139-behati-prinsloo/?p=3257287
Original: http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/7139-behati-prinsloo/?p=3249995
And this one's on the same page
, not to mention in better quality.
Repost: http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/1274-rosie-huntington-whiteley/?p=3256130
Original (although you could just look up a little bit!): http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/1274-rosie-huntington-whiteley/?p=3254430
Done! Thanks (Y) ~PC
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^Thank you - that was a little over-egged (by all parties) for me though!
New VS:
The Official Victoria's Secret Thread
in General Discussion
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Ugh, so many gifs...
^Actually, I did answer you on that particular question here: http://www.bellazon.com/main/topic/48583-victorias-secret-fashion-show-2013-general-discussion/?p=3271494 - although I moved it to that other (VSFS sub-forum) section.
There seems to be the same conversations in two places at the moment!