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A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM
THE BARON OF FRATTON
’Twas three weeks before Christmas
And all through the city
People turned on their TVs
For to see ass and tittyExcept that they didn’t
As on the same eve
Was the end of Scream Queens
And Chicago PDBut some factions won’t have it
And insist every year
That we tune in for one reason
And that reason is clear“All hail the Queen!”
Shout the Limanati
And insist that it’s Adri
We all want to seeOh yes she’s the Queen
Basic bitches beware
Social media proves it
And you HAVE to careBut nepotism abounds
And, lo, celeb kids appear
So the focus then shifts
And such Queens aren’t as clearThere goes Kendull
And look, there’s her pimp ma
There goes Kendull again
And look, there’s her pimp maFor if you’re unaware
VS hits you, of course
With the old cut-away
As they flog that dead horseThe models make faces
Heart shapes, God pleas
Which are stupid of course
(Unless made by Adri)And then models hang out
And show kiddie pics
Which is pretty damn weird
On some lingerie flickAnother layer is revealed
Of the Candice story
Now we learn of male cousins too
On that thrilling MooiSo that’s the farm, the ballet
And her shyness to spot
Oh, and she speaks Portuguese
In case you forgotBehati only gets gigs
‘Cos she married that cunt
I can’t think of a rhyme
For ‘’Cos she married that cunt’We
don’tlove Taylor Swift
And wedon’tmiss her so
Can we pleasenotstill see her
Ok, here you go…Some poor thing gets lost
But they then let her sing
‘Care in the Community’
For some screeching GouldingNew It-Thing Gigi
Got her own little feature
“It should have been me!”
Screams a Never-Was SelitaTaylor Hill makes me feel
Like some dirty old man
Which is OK as I’ve realised
That is now what I amIzabel, Izabel
Oh how you flex
On your gym-bunny steroids
With you oiled-up pecsEd drones on again
And that Monica yadda
Is it possible each show
That this waffle gets badder?But my fine Bellazonians
How we will bitch
And insist that ’05
Was that perfect of pitchAnd this year is now over
A lacklustre affair
But we enjoyed our OWN favourites
Oh, and Ale was there… -
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^Good to see the VS alphabet still goes ABCKDEF...
Is Lais an official angel too?! It's honestly such a shame that VS has no African American model on thei official roster.
^And if she was then they still wouldn't!
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^Yeah, Quicksilver's is clearly an homage to his early-Avengers costume. I like it... (And at least it has more of a nod than what Hawkeye ended up with: S.H.I.E.L.D agent + snowboarder sunglasses.)
Whilst I agree that the whole spandex thing is a tricky thing to pull off on the big screen, Wanda did sport a couple of variants over the years and her more Romany-inspired (albeit cliché) look could translate pretty well, if they end up paying any sort of homage to that side of her:
Either way I think they'd be rather remiss not to have her actually wearing SCARLET somewhere in there. And I call that jacket more "rust" or "burnt sienna"!
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Phoenix in Gladiator is one of the finest 'boo-hiss' villains in cinematic history - also I just saw him in Her which is a rather nice little turn... I think, when I way it all up , Oldman is more hit-and-miss. Incidentally I reckon you've posted both of their finest performances in your opening gambit, Mr. Icon.
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Which Countries Are All 295 Victoria's Secret Models From?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/thrillist/which-countries-are-all-2_b_4966301.html
Fascinating! Whoever would have guessed...
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^HQs, via SuperiorPics forum:
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^Devon Aoki has such a wonderfully impassive face - it was great for modelling, and it suited the taciturn Miho perfectly too... Now I'm a big fan of Ms. Chung, I started her thread here, but I was worried when I saw the casting as I've always seen her a little too smiley and animated for such a role. Have to say though, I soon perked up when I saw that glimpse of her in the trailer!
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Doutzen is otherworldly.
o.0 hmmm
You disagree? Vague comment - at least say something that adds to the thread.
^OK then - Doutzen isn't otherworldy. :Dinah: Hey - how about that adding lots to the thread?
Honestly, given the post the response was elicited from, I fail to see the difference between the two...
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General Celebrity Gossip
in General Talk
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^I'm with you - and the guy's only 62 which is merely the new 40, or something...
Maybe it's just the way he sits there licking his eyebrows and breathing through his ears?