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Kate in the morning, Kate at night-time... it's Bock Around the Clock!

(Reminds himself: "this is a forum about fashion, not tits. This is a forum about fashion...")

It's no secret what her nipples look like. But I don't really understand the thought process. Why take nudes only to wreck them by sticking white dots on them? Surely if you're offended by nipples the answer is... don't shoot nudes?

You guys should become photographers....

Censoring Heidi's nipples is crazy. There are tribes in the Amazon who have never seen a white man who have seen Heidi's nipples.

I assume by "actual model" you mean high fashion catwalk model. But who wants to see swimwear and lingerie being modelled by a five foot ten stick insect? "actual models" come in all shapes and sizes and to describe Nicola as "thick" is absurd.

Anyone got an indecent version?

Nice presents. Any chance you could unwrap them?

Your eyes are better than mine.

How do i get this job?

She's a mystery to me. In her early days, the whole "Sissi" period, she was rather plain. Then around 1970, he blossomed into a remarkable beauty. And then of course, she aged rapidly as a result of all her troubles. But there was a period of maybe seven or eight years when she was just a strikingly beautiful woman.

She's grown...

It's Halloween, right? So... tits are scary?

And that, of course, is your right. If you want to make disrespectful and mean-spirited comments, go right ahead.

The oldest player in the NBA is LeBron. If you were to go to a game and jeer at LeBron that he's not as sharp as he used to be, I'd say you were completely missing the point.