Posted 18 January 2010 - 01:23 PM
I had forgotten about her. She does seem like someone the SI fans would like
Childhood to Pre-Teen Nightmares That Came True: Seeing live emu in America (or at all), Christmas commercials before Halloween, Grocery stores with decorations and carols before Halloween - Childhood to Pre-Teen Dreams That Came True: Scaring someone by being seen standing still outside in the dark as lightning flashes (twice), Dated ballet dancer, Dated contemporary dancer, Never being the insecure, overcompensating new boyfriend, Assorted wilderness adventures Childhood to Pre-Teen Dreams That Haven't Come True: Date woman looking gymnast, Have eagle I've never met perch on my shoulder, Become Bigfoot without being caught or experimented on - These highs and lows (along with his love for America) are only part of the reason Joe > Average's competition for hall monitor and public office suck in comparison.
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