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#21 schadenfreude

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 04:50 AM

http://www.putfile.c...le-masturbation
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 05:29 AM

Heidegger, on Aug 3 2005, 02:50 PM, said:

http://www.putfile.c...le-masturbation

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lol , crazy... :laugh:

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 05:44 AM

Heidegger, on Aug 3 2005, 03:50 PM, said:

http://www.putfile.c...le-masturbation

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How lame! I watched Dirty Sanchez last night and that was something! :laugh:

Spanish supermodel/actress Inés Sastre is the most beautiful woman ever.

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Posted 03 August 2005 - 06:38 AM

http://rapidshare.de...eave__.mpg.html
3,2MB beer ad.

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 01:39 AM

That's quite scary.
The guy is having dream within dreams, or something like that.
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 01:40 AM

Dear Heidegger, what are you talking about?

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Posted 04 August 2005 - 07:30 AM

Having a dream within dreams.
You have it before?
Never?
It's usually lucid dreaming, because you are very aware of yourself in the dream.

A dream within dreams is like this:
You are walking down the road,  a car knocks you down, you wake up, realising it was only just a dream. So, you picked up your phone and called your friend to tell him what a weird dream you just had, but the phone explodes and blows your head off, thus waking you from the dream.  But, you haven't really woken up yet, you are still dreaming.
So, you keep "waking up", until you wake up for real.

What really creeps me out is I don't even know, as I am typing this right now, whether I have fully woken up or still in the Matrix.
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 12:30 AM

I think you completely misunderstood the ad. He wasn't sleeping.



Edit:
Thinking it over, if you wrote that in your dream and I see it, then I must be dreaming too. I hope someone who is surely awaken will tell me whether I'm dreaming or not.

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Posted 05 August 2005 - 02:29 AM

Avenger, on Aug 4 2005, 10:30 PM, said:

I think you completely misunderstood the ad. He wasn't sleeping.



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Thinking it over, if you wrote that in your dream and I see it, then I must be dreaming too. I hope someone who is surely awaken will tell me whether I'm dreaming or not.

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The man cycles off a cliff and dies. Then, he wakes up realising it is just a dream.
Then, a huge trailer truck run over him, killing him. He wakes up realising that he has had a dream within a dream, only to get killed again by a meteor. And then, he is killed again by lightning, so by this time he has had a dream within a dream within a dream. The vicious cycles continues, until he wakes up for real. Or maybe not. Maybe he will be eternally stuck in this infinite regression of dreams within dreams, because there is no way to tell for sure when he will truly be awake.
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 20 August 2005 - 04:59 AM

http://poststuff2.en...unawaybride.wmv
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 11:57 AM

Leno is awesome!

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Posted 22 August 2005 - 06:47 PM

I think he is better than Conan O'Brien or David Letterman.
Craig Kilborn is just charming, but not very funny.
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 29 August 2005 - 07:21 PM

http://www.idleriot....l&wsid=255&ind=
Santa kicks ass!
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 12:02 AM

http://www.holylemon...eByFarting.html
Drive-by Farting
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 10:04 AM

sex inside!

http://spikedhumor.c..._the_beach.html

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Posted 28 September 2005 - 09:23 PM

http://spikedhumor.c...Commercial.html
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 29 September 2005 - 07:17 PM

GUY FEELS UP HIS MOM!
http://ownagevideos....page.php?id=505
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 01:36 AM

http://www.metacafe....3163/underwear/
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 01:59 AM

http://www.metacafe....lesias_dancing/
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"

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Posted 03 October 2005 - 04:02 AM

http://www.metacafe....01/karate_girl/
A paedophile and a small child are walking through the woods.
It's very stormy with lightning spearing the sky and crashing thunder.
The child looks up at the paedophile and says, "I'm scared."
The paedophile says, "You think you have it bad?! I've got to walk back on my own!"
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