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Cover:
Leonardo DiCaprio, he’s humiliating his girlfriend
Second page:
Even though Leo has introduced Erin to his mother once, he’s driving away all suddenly.
Beach photo:
Leo prefers to party with his friends in Mexico on Sir Philip Green’s birthday party, than to guide his girlfriend along her fashionshow.
[Arrow] He is abandoning her
With His Friends:
His trick.
His friends mean more to him.
When one of his friends feels like grabbing a beer, Leo uses ‘I’m on my way’ as an excuse to cancel the date with Erin
He Doesn’t Really Love Her
A while ago, Leo said to marry Erin. Now he’s scrabbling back.
Circle:
“If I had found true love, I’d be married right now” – Leonardo DiCaprio
Kate pic:
Even 15 years after the taping of Titanic Leo can’t get tired off calling his co-star Kate an ‘enchanting and big-hearted woman”.
[Pic text] He’s swoomed by other women
Third page:
Leonardo DiCaprio (37) Broken hearts are left on his path. With his impossible [behavior, character] he has hurt yet another woman.
Well, he has some guts! It hasn’t been eight weeks, when Leo started dreaming from marriage and a happy life together, that Leo has [pissed off, made mad] his girlfriend Erin Heatherton. In an interview, the Inception star was quoted saying ‘If I had found true love, I’d be married right now, right?” Conclusion: Topmodel Erin Heaterton isn’t the woman of his dreams. And they won’t be walking down the aisle any time. How humiliating for the Victoria’s Secret-Angel! Even if you leave out the fact, no woman would like to hear that from the man of their dreams, Erin might have thought to be the one to tie down Leonardo and his fear of marriage.
It turns out Leo’s got cold feet – once again. Mexico made that very clear. Even though Erin and Leo were both in the state of Sunshine, they didn’t see each other. The movie star celebrated Philip Green’s birthday with friends, while Erin was modeling at Nextel fashion event – at the same place – in the same week! But visit his girlfriend once? Or bring her to the party? No!
But also back at home in Los Angeles Leo can’t commit to the relationship. Instead of spending the evening with Erin, he rather sits at home. And it also gets on Erin’s nerves how he’s constantly surrounded by other ladies. To make her self feel a little better after all the things he’s put her though, she’s keeping him at a distance for now. To add to the inpact she tweeted a picture of herself in a bikini, arm in arm with a mysterious man. And added to the picture: “I’m having the best day of my life with Ryan” A message that might have got to Leo.
Erin pic: She can’t believe Leo’s hurting her so much after a 4 months relationship.
Twitter pic: Erin’s revenge
Fourth Page:
Stupid action, Leo!
His girlfriend won’t accept all his flaws.
A few unconsidered words can ruin a lot in a relationship. Womanizer Leonardo DiCaprio must have experienced some. Even though he humiliated pretty girlfriend Erin Heatherton when he explained about his fast switching relationships in an interview. “If I had found true love, I’d be married right now”. Words that stung Erin right in the heart, since they have been dating for four months now. “Leo sees a future with her” a friend recently said about the relationship, there even was talk about a wedding! But the actor has gotten cold feet and it crawling backwards. He’s at the wrong side with Erin, and she took sweet revenge by putting a very friendly photo with a gentlemen on twitter. “I’m having the best day ever with Ryan” Let’s wait and see how Leo will react. He has admitted before he [can’t tell of he likes or hates] woman who follow his every command.
Other pics: Repeat of the previous page