As he who shall not be named made me realize :
If I were there you would want me to take pix of him in his swimsuit. Then you still wouldn't be pleased , and you would demand pix of him without his bathing suit or my life .
And even when I sent those, you would next demand to know, not only, know where he is staying in New Orleans, but his room #. When I sent those, you would next demand to know at what time he would be in his shower.
It would be one demand after another that either I met , or you would harm myself or any future children of mine
So , that is right, I fully realize I'm not basking in the sun , feeling the sand between my toes, as I sip Mojitos with Leo